‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
ARLINGTON, TX – Yogi Bear was shot 27 times and killed at point blank range by an assault rifle after trying to steal a picnic basket from local camper Bobby Billy Macantrash at Ronny Tahoe’s Community Park.
“That fucker came sneaking out of the woods thinking he was gonna snag my picnic basket of beef jerky and mountain dews. Well he shoulda thought twice cuz I blew him away. I’d of done the same thing if it was a person trying to do it,” said Macantrash.
Macantrash isn’t expected to be charged with any crime since Texas doesn’t give a fuck what weapons you have nor gives two shits if you kill any wildlife.