TALLAHASSEE, FL – Local used hummer salesman Bobby Fishfuker still hasn’t received the COVID-19 vaccine despite it being very prevalent and easily available. A lifelong smoker, Fishfuker is at an increased risk of having a severe and even fatal reaction if he were to contract COVID-19, but that isn’t changing Fishfuker’s mind about getting vaccinated.
“I just don’t trust the vaccine, ya know. You have no idea what you’re putting into your body and what it could do to you and I’d rather just pass on it,” said Fishfuker (even though you do know what the vaccine is putting in you and the vaccine hasn’t killed millions as COVID-19 has).
Some locals feel Fishfuker and people like him who refuse to get vaccinated when they can, deserve to get COVID-19 and fucking die from it at this point.
Highlighting that these morons deserve no sympathy and are contributing to yet another wave of infections and deaths in this country that should have been completely avoided. Many go far as saying: “Get fucking vaccinated you stupid uneducated selfish fucking pieces of human excrement,”