‘Yeah, I Invest in Cryptocurrency’ Says Worst Person Ever

 ‘Yeah, I Invest in Cryptocurrency’ Says Worst Person Ever

NEW YORK CITY – Local cryptocurrency investor Jex Biles, 29, is reportedly the worst person ever, a correlation that is no surprise since he’s involved with cryptocurrency.


“I love investing in cryptocurrency. Not because I make money from it, but because it’s fun to talk about,” said Biles.


There are countless people like Biles, most of which are annoying douchebag white men that no one likes or cares about.

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