Woman Thankful to Only Get 7 Infections and Viruses from Waterpark Vacation

ANAHEIM, CA – Local woman Sandy Shore, 34, is reportedly thankful to only get seven infections and viruses after a waterpark vacation to the Great Wolf Lodge with her family.

“I’m so blessed to only get seven severe infections and viruses from this waterpark vacation. I was worried I’d hit double-digits, but instead, it was a measly seven. So blessed and so moved,” said Shore.

Shore’s husband Jerry is being treated in the hospital for his water-park-caused infection. Thankfully for the Shore family and all those who attend, the Great Wolf Lodge has a hospital for every customer who falls ill as expected.