LOS ANGELES – With the first month of 2021 ending, many Americans have been hard at work trying to accomplish their new year’s resolution, as one local Woman is reportedly looking forward to 2022 so she can begin her new year’s resolution she already gave up on for 2021.
“I was really looking forward to giving up cheese and being nicer to my parents for this year, but that didn’t last long. I already started eating cheese by January 2nd and I called my mom a cunt within a week,” said local woman Chelsea Daws.
“Fortunately enough, within 11 months, I’ll be able to try these resolutions again as you can only try to accomplish things when a year changes. Some of my friends told me I can try new stuff whenever, but that’s no fun.”