Woman Has First Ever Recorded Positive Experience at a DMV

ALBANY, NY – The Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) is long known for their awful wait times, miserable employees, and drab interiors but that has changed today after a nameless Albany woman underwent the first-ever recorded positive experience at a DMV in world history.

“It was the craziest thing. I wasn’t looking forward to going at all, I mean who does, but I get there and I’m in and out in under 5 minutes and the guy who took care of me was just the friendliest man. It was a wonderfully refreshing experience,” said the woman.

The NYS DMV followed up with a statement saying that this positive experience does not represent the core values of the DMV. The statement went on to say that the friendly employee has been fired, wait times at all DMVs will be a minimum of two hours until further notice, and the song Hey, Soul Sister by Train will be played on repeat at all DMVs.