Woman Desperately Searches for Excuse to Not Have Same New Years Resolution as the Last 7 Years

PITTSBURGH, PA – Local woman Chelsea Eldsworth, 28, is desperately trying to think of an excuse to not have the same New Years’ resolution as she’s had over the last seven years.

Eldsworth has reportedly promised to be a nicer person every year for her resolution but falls into the trap of being an asshole within one week of the new year beginning.

“Everyone is such an asshole and life is meaningless so it’s so difficult to be a nice person. I know my resolution is to be a nicer person this time around but I doubt I’ll go through with it. I need an excuse,” said Eldsworth.