Woman Can’t Tell if Slight Cough is Allergies, Cold, Flu, COVID-19, Cancer, or Lungs Failing

WEST SENECA, NY – Local woman Earth Bude, 42, reportedly can’t tell if her nagging cough is caused by allergies, a cold, flu, COVID-19, cancer, or her lungs failing.

The report comes after Bude desperately searched the internet for answers, only to discover a plethora of potential answers for why she has a slight cough.

“I can’t take this anymore. I’ve been coughing for five days and all I want is for this damn cough to fade away. Instead, I’m stuck searching online for answers as to why this fucking thing is happening,” said Bude.