WASHINGTON – As more Americans are having difficulty getting by due to the ongoing pandemic, the shipping crisis, rising costs, and stagnant wages, many are wondering what they can do to get by.
One expert claims Americans should work five jobs, have no social life, don’t sleep, don’t eat, and live in a garage where the rent is under $1000 a month to get by. It seems perfectly reasonable.
“Americans keep bitching about what we’re doing as a government, but really, people should just work as much as possible and have no life just to barely get by. It doesn’t seem so bad,” said Vice President Kamala Harris.