‘Wait, You Mean Invading Afghanistan Was a Complete Waste of Resources?’ Says Man Oblivious to the Military Industrial Complex

WASHINGTON – After defending the United States’ withdrawal from Afghanistan, President Biden said he wouldn’t recoil from his share of responsibility, causing one man to finally understand invading the nation was a complete waste of resources.

“Wait, you mean invading Afghanistan was a complete waste of resources?” said the man, Jerry Tyler, furthering his obliviousness to the military-industrial complex and U.S. imperialism.

“So, the Taliban would’ve taken over Afghanistan even if we left a hundred years from now? What was the point of us invading in the first place? Seemed like a waste of time.”