UFO Sightings Confirms Aliens Don’t Even Give a Fuck About Shitty Earth

 UFO Sightings Confirms Aliens Don’t Even Give a Fuck About Shitty Earth

WASHINGTON – Members of the United States House Intelligence Committee received a classified briefing on UFOs, a polarizing and controversial subject many speculate the details surrounding it.


The classified briefing informed Members of the Committee that not even aliens give a fuck about the shitty planet known as Earth.


“Through our analysis of these UFOs, we can confirm that alien life doesn’t give a single fuck about useless humans and this gross planet,” said US Representative Devin Nunes.

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