U.S. Pulls Johnson & Johnson Vaccine After It Causes Users to Hear ‘Livin’ la Vida Loca’ By Ricky Martin in Their Head 24/7

WASHINGTON – U.S. federal health officials have called for a halt in the use of the Johnson & Johnson coronavirus vaccine, after six women have reportedly heard Livin’ la Vida Loca’ by Ricky Martin in their head non-stop since getting the vaccine.

“I just want it to stop. The pain of hearing this song without a break is unbearable. Please help me,” said Shelby Smith while struggling to make eye contact with the interviewer.

In some of the women, the song will stop playing for a moment, only to come back full swing during the hook of the song, further tormenting them to the fullest degree.

“I’m considering being euthanized. This is the worst day of my life. I tried being a better person by getting vaccinated, but instead, I have to hear this fucking song.”