U.S. Expected to Suck Even More in 2022, No Surprise

UNITED STATES – The U.S. is expected to suck even more in 2022, a surprise that should come to no one as deregulation, neoliberalism, and constant hard-right conservatism have caused the country to be in ongoing late-stage capitalism.

Workers are suffering, wealth inequality is growing, climate change is getting worse, and with no hope in sight, many Americans are content with the nation sucking.

“It’s what we we’re used to. Some people are patriotic for no reason, but if you’re a realist, who gives a fuck. This place sucks and it’ll only get shittier,” said American Megan Marty.