U.S. Expected to Ban Everything ‘Good and Decent’ Within Few Years

WASHINGTON – With the U.S. Supreme Court overturning a person’s right to an abortion on Friday, the U.S. is expected to ban everything that is good and decent within a few years.

“You know folks, there’s nothing we can do. You should just expect us to do anything and for this place to only get worse,” said President Biden.

“We’re evil fucks that love getting rid of the few freedoms our citizens do have. There is nothing better than fucking our citizens over,” said Supreme Court Justice John G. Roberts.