U.S. Congress Has 13 Percent Approval Rating, Largely From People With a Bureaucrat Fetish

 U.S. Congress Has 13 Percent Approval Rating, Largely From People With a Bureaucrat Fetish

WASHINGTON – According to a new poll by Polling USA, U.S. congress has a 13 percent approval rating, with the 13 percent largely from people with a bureaucrat fetish and people who love ‘getting fucked over’. 


“I’m one of those people with a bureaucrat fetish and those mother fuckers are so sexy. I can’t go a day without looking at Mitch McConnell and fantasizing about his lovely turkey neck next to mine, don’t get me started,” said Bureaucrat Fetisher Tony Latt.


“A day doesn’t go by where I don’t think of Nancy Pelosi and her telling me she’ll promise me something, only to never do it. It’s what gets me going and I love that this congress just keeps fucking me better and better every day,” said Bureaucrat Fetisher Jessica Wres.

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