Trump Claims Sacrificing School Children is a Sacrifice He’s Willing to Make for Slight Economy Bump
WASHINGTON – Following the ongoing pandemic and questions amidst the upcoming school year, President Donald Trump reportedly wants schools to be fully open and running for a slight economy bump, despite the evidence children will die as a result.
“Once I heard the mainstream media wants the school to stay for some virus, I knew this was a hoax. Our school children need to be back in school so we can make money,” said Trump, adding how deaths are a part of a stable economy.
Scientists and anyone with a functioning brain have protested against the matter, noting how no economic bump isn’t worth the potential death of countless people. Furthering how the U.S. is the leading country with COVID-19 cases in the entire world and is in condition to fully open schools.
“These people are nothing, but losers. Real winners brush off a few deaths of children and get excited about our booming economy.”