TAMPA BAY, FL – Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady has announced today that he’ll be making multiple clones of himself so that he can continue playing in the NFL forever. Once his current body starts to fail, he will commit ritual suicide and have one of the clones take over.
“I just love playing football so much that I just never want to stop playing. Obviously, I realize that my current body will start to go bad so these clones will be ready to take over once my current body starts to fail”, said Brady.
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are currently working on a lifetime contract extension with Brady and all of his clones as they don’t want to lose him to another team.