‘This Widespread Cold Front and Snow Hitting the United States Proves that Global Warming Isn’t Real’ Says Man Who Failed His High School Science Class

 ‘This Widespread Cold Front and Snow Hitting the United States Proves that Global Warming Isn’t Real’ Says Man Who Failed His High School Science Class

HOUSTON, TX – With the United States in the midst of a massive cold front and widespread snow and ice storms causing millions without power or running water, one local Houston man claims these events prove that global warming (or climate change as it should be referred to) doesn’t exist.


“Yeah I mean the Democrats keep talking about this global warming and how we need to spend all this money to slow it down but it’s been freezing out all month across the United States so that obviously proves that it isn’t real,” said non-scientist and 10th-grade dropout Ted Baconbak.


We pointed out to Baconbak that climate change isn’t just the world getting warmer and warmer, but also consists of more extreme weather patterns like colder winter patterns or a worsened hurricane season as examples. However, Baconbak claimed it all to be ‘fake news’.


After telling him that almost 100% of the world’s scientists agree with the consensus of climate change, Baconbak falsely and foolishly stated that’s only because Scientists are funded by George Soros because they want socialism to control the world. Our interview was then ended short as Mr. Baconbak had to get to Arby’s to buy 5 Beef ‘n’ Cheddar Sandwiches.

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