‘This Student Loan Forgiveness Is Ridiculous’ Says Guy Whose Rich Parents Paid For His Schooling

 ‘This Student Loan Forgiveness Is Ridiculous’ Says Guy Whose Rich Parents Paid For His Schooling

BOSTON, MA – Local rich douchebag Tommy Ballsak is disgusted with President Joe Biden’s student loan forgiveness program, which includes debt forgiveness for some borrowers and extends the pandemic-related payment pause.


“It’s so bad that this is allowed to happen. It’s an insult to every hard-working person out there who does things right and pays off their student loans. Instead, we gotta pick up the bill for every lazy asshole out there,” said Ballsak while eating caviar at his parent’s mansion.


When pushed that not everyone grows up in a privileged situation like him with parents who pay for their schooling, Ballsak deflected and stated he worked hard for his degree. 


When further pushed on how broken the for profit U.S. education system is and how higher education is free in the majority of first-world countries in the world, Ballsak started babbling about how bad socialism is without actually knowing what it is.

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