LITTLE ROCK, AK – Local man Fred Hurnkern believes that he and everyone else in the United State were better off when Donald Trump was president a couple of years ago instead of today under Biden even though Hurnkern was just as poor and worked the same shit job then as he does now.
“This country has turned to shit under Biden. We were so much better under Trump until the liberal elite socialists stole the election and took over,” said Hurnkern.
When pressed by reporters on how exactly life is worse for him now versus how it was under Trump, Hurnkern blabbed about Fox News talking points that don’t affect him at all like Afghanistan, Russia, and the teaching of critical race theory.
The reality is life has sucked for middle and lower-class Americans under every President forever. Yee-haw.