‘These Scumbags Who Leech Off the System Need to Get Back to Work’ Says Old Fuck Who Never Tips Already Severely Underpaid Wait Staff

BUFFALO, NY – Retired steel mill worker Terry Sack, is sick and tired of seeing how local businesses all across the spectrum, from grocery stores to restaurants, are extremely short staffed and looking for help.

“These leeches just sit at home and live off the government. They need to put on their work boots and get back at it instead of being lazy,” said Sack who never tips the already extremely underpaid wait staff whenever he goes out to eat.

When reporters mentioned to Sack that maybe it isn’t the workers at fault for staying on unemployment but actually the employer’s fault for offering shit wages that nobody can live off of, Sack turned beet red and started screeching out his archaic views on how those jobs should just be for high school and college students and it isn’t his fault if people didn’t get a college degree.