‘There’s A Lot of Vaccinated People Getting Covid So That Must Mean the Vaccine Doesn’t Work’ Says Dumb Fuck Who Deserves to be Punched in the Face
RICHMOND, VA – Local expert of nothing, Danny Beefcurtin, is not vaccinated and is gloating to everyone he knows by falsely stating how since vaccinated people are getting COVD-19, that means the vaccine doesn’t work.
“We just have no idea what’s in this vaccine and now it’s proven my point all along that it just doesn’t work since vaccinated people are still getting Covid. Covid is just like the flu anyways and we need to just let it run its course,” said Beefcurtin while putting a giant wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth.
When reporters pointed out to Beefcurtin that just like getting a yearly flu shot, the COVID-19 vaccine wears off over time which is why people need to get a booster shot and the fact that vaccinated people who test positive for COVID-19 have a much lower hospitalization rate, Beefcurtin stared at reporters slack-jawed with drool dripping off his chin as what reporters just said was clearly too much for his walnut sized brain to comprehend.