‘The Vaccine Is Dangerous So I’m Not Getting It’ Says Man Who Also Claimed That COVID-19 Isn’t Dangerous

PHOENIX, AZ – Local nonscientist dropout Allan Sheepbelch is reportedly completely against getting any of the COVID-19 vaccines as he claims they’re all extremely dangerous. This is despite Sheepbelch saying COVD-19 isn’t that dangerous and is just like the flu.

“We have no idea what we are putting in our body and it’s just extremely dangerous. The Janssen and Janssen vaccine just came out that it causes blood clots so just you watch, that’ll be just the start of all the issues they cause. I’d rather just get Covid,” said Sheepbelch while wearing a face mask below his nose.

The Janssen and Janssen vaccine caused blood clots in only 6 people out of the nearly 6.6 million who have received it, a rate of only 0.00009%, while the death rate of COVID-19 is somewhere around 2 percent, clearly showing that it’s obviously much better to get a vaccine than it is to get Covid.

When we explained this to Mr. Sheepbelch, he just stared at us with that confused Tucker Carlson-like look as he clearly didn’t understand how percentages work.