ATHENS, GA – Local hot dog vendor Gerry Manders reportedly loves the recent Supreme Court rulings and hopes they overturn gay marriage next.
“It’s about time they get rid of the right to gay marriage. It’s so wrong that it is allowed. Marriage is between a man and a woman, and that’s it,” said the divorced three-times Manders.
Manders, who has multiple health issues and thus clearly not a bastion for masculinity compared to gay men that he chooses to hate, was asked why he’s against gay marriage since it doesn’t affect him whatsoever.
Manders replied by blabbing Fox News bullshit talking points about the Bible really fast before he ran out of breath and had to stop.