Thanksgiving Goes Well for Family After their Annoying Neighbor Contracted COVID-19 and Died
RICHMOND, VA – While taking every precaution in the book to ensure their immediate family has a safe and nice Thanksgiving, a local Richmond family is thrilled to discover their annoying neighbor contracted COVID-19 and died.
“I was worried about having a boring Thanksgiving because of the precautions my wife and I were taking, but I woke up to the news that our annoying neighbor Hank died. I couldn’t be happier,” said Dan Phelps.
“Instead of slugging along this holiday, we’re going to celebrate and enjoy ourselves like we normally would. I’m so thrilled that Hank died, he was such an annoying bastard who would make comments over everything we did.”