Texas Legalizes Open Carry of Bazooka’s

DALLAS, TX – Texas Governor Greg Abbott signed into law a bill legalizing the open carry of bazookas without a permit even needed in the state.

“The government needs to stop interfering with the people’s right to bear arms, and this law is another step towards that goal. Who are we to stop them from carrying bazookas if they choose to and blowing things up with them if they choose to,” said the literal piece of shit Governor.

The Texas state legislature is supposed to next bring up a bill that will legalize the open carry of pipe bombs and grenades, which Governor Abbott is eager to sign into law.