TUSLA, OK – A local Oklahoma teenager, Charles Dipsworth, has been reportedly expelled from school since he can’t focus on the fact that he has ADHD.
When reporters asked his parents about how they felt, his mom was utterly confused about why Dipsworth can’t focus on his ADHD when she can focus on anything just fine.
“It’s like he can’t just focus on the fact that he has ADHD and needs to take medicine in order to get his work done,” said Mrs. Dipsworth while drinking her third beer of the day.
“It’s like everything distracts him for some reason and he can’t focus on one thing at a time. It makes no sense, why can’t he just focus on something without being distracted easily?”
Dipsworth’s parents plan on sending him away to a psychologist in order to find the answer to why he can’t focus on the fact that he has ADHD.