CANCUN, MX – Senator Ted Cruz is off to Cancun again today after finding out the fictional character Big Bird from the show Sesame Street announced that he received the COVID-19 vaccine.
“How dare Big Bird get vaccinated. Sure, my entire family and I are vaccinated, but I’m still guna act outraged for political purposes whenever someone famous like Big Bird announces that they got vaccinated and try to tell others to do the same. Big Bird should be ashamed,” said Cruz while creepily eating a meatball.
Cruz again blamed his daughters for the reason why his family went to Cancun, stating they were so distraught by Big Bird’s announcement that they demanded a vacation. Cruz says his daughters will only be watching Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity’s shows from now on.