Target Ends Mask Requirement For People Who Get Way Too Excited About Target, ‘Those Fucks Deserve Death’

 Target Ends Mask Requirement For People Who Get Way Too Excited About Target, ‘Those Fucks Deserve Death’

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Target has withdrawn its mask requirement for fully vaccinated customers, joining Walmart, Trader Joe’s, Starbucks, Costco, and other businesses. 


Target is also allowing any person who gets way too excited about Target to not wear a mask regardless if they’re vaccinated, claiming the world would be better if those fucks got the virus and died.


“I can’t stand these fucking people that get way too horny over Target. We’re basically a slightly better Walmart so chill the fuck out,” said Target CEO Brian Cornell.

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