SAN DIEGO, CA – The latest personal opinion poll states that anyone who lists if they’re a vegan in their twitter bio should be executed immediately. The poll comes after a surplus of people complained about others who won’t stop talking about their diet or something else that’s entirely useless and has no point in […]Read More
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TACOMA, WA – A man contemplated suicide today after accidentally ingesting a bug. Tommy Blahhoff, 24, was on a hike with his girlfriend when an insect flew into his mouth, causing him to accidentally eat the bug. Blahhoff’s girlfriend of 5 years and other witnesses at the scene stated that he became inconsolable and incoherent […]Read More