WASHINGTON – After coming to terms with the loss of current President Donald Trump to President-Elect Joe Biden, many Republicans promise to go back to classic conservatism such as endless wars, tax cuts for the wealthy, and destruction of the planet. “I know how people are thinking about the conservative movement right now because of […]Read More
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WASHINGTON – After the recent states of Pennsylvania and Georgia turned Blue overnight, many are expecting former Vice President Joe Biden to win the presidency. If won, Biden has promised to shoot and torture Trump personally if he refuses to leave office. The report comes after President Trump made comments about refusing to leave office, […]Read More
BUFFALO, NY – Terry Pork doesn’t think it makes any sense why Joe Biden defeated President Trump in the state of New York when so many people on his street have Trump lawn signs. “Almost every single house on my street has a Trump lawn sign. You don’t see even one Biden sign anywhere and […]Read More
NEW YORK CITY – A coked-out Donald Trump Jr, while coming off of a drug and alcohol induced weekend bender, is demanding today that Hunter Biden is arrested for all of the exact same things that he does. “Hunter Biden is a huge threat to this country. His drug addiction and privileged life, where he […]Read More
WASHINGTON – President Trump announced today that he will be signing an executive order that only people with an IQ of 70 or below will have their votes accepted and counted in the election. All other votes, according to the order, will be thrown away. “I feel that intelligent people tend to overthink things like […]Read More
NASHVILLE, TN – The final Presidential debate turned out to be nothing less than a free for all just like the first debate. After President Trump constantly interrupted former Vice President Joe Biden in the first debate, the Presidential debate commission decided to turn off each candidate’s microphone while the other was talking for this […]Read More
NEW YORK CITY – In what was a very strange scene, multiple witnesses saw Eric Trump walk into the storefront glass of a department store at least three or four times yesterday afternoon. “He would walk right into the glass, and I mean slam into, and then move down to a different part of the […]Read More
CLEVELAND, OH – After spending a few weeks swiping left and right on the dating app Tinder, a local Cleveland man who has a ‘Make America Great Again’ hat on in every photo of his dating profile, still can’t seem to figure out why no one has matched with him. The report comes after Butch […]Read More
WASHINGTON – After coming back to the White House from Walter Reed Medical Hospital, President Donald Trump recently announced there won’t be any more stimulus unless every American gets on their knees and begs politely. The report comes after talks for an additional government stimulus were met at a standoff between the two political parties, […]Read More
WASHINGTON – President Trump announced today as he headed back to the White House after spending a few days recovering from COVID-19 at Walter Reed Medical Center, that no one should be afraid of COVID-19, as long as they receive the same experimental treatment he had and a helicopter. “I just don’t understand what the […]Read More