NASHVILLE, TV – With growing concerns related to the Tennessee Titans and their recent string of positive COVID-19 cases, the team announced today that they will be immediately executing members of staff and players who test positive for COVID-19. The report comes after the delay of the upcoming Steelers and Titans game, making the Titans […]Read More
DALLAS, TX – In a shocking move, another National Football League player has announced that he is choosing to sit down while he is peeing from now on, joining the ever-growing list of 47 other NFL players who have done the same in the past few months. People across the nation are divided and are […]Read More
DALLAS, TX – The hunt is over, after 31 years of no answers to cases that have haunted detectives, the Star Crossed Killer has been brought to justice and identified as Jerry Jones. Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, was arrested today and charged with 27 counts of capital murder though detectives believe he […]Read More
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With pressures and worry at an all-time low for the country, matters have seemed to only get worse for the city of San Francisco due to unhealthy air conditions and wildfires, but at least local San Francisco resident Jim has his 49ers to root for. The report comes after Jim Lah […]Read More
KANSAS CITY, MO – With football finally here and excitement at an all-time high for fans, a local Kansas City football fan proudly booed his team on Thursday while his team peacefully protested, only to cheer them on for three consecutive hours after. “I don’t want politics in football, keep it out. Sure, there are […]Read More
Chicago, IL-After discovering that his parents are upset that he’s been on the bench for the first four baseball games of the season, local kid Jake Chev reportedly admitted that he only likes to be on a baseball team in order to get free nachos and candy after a game. “I hate playing any type […]Read More
ROME – FIFA officials have announced today they will be increasing the size of all playing fields in time for the 2022 World Cup, as a way to make the game more boring than it already is. The playing fields will triple in size, this change comes after a substantial increase in goals scored per […]Read More
EAST RUTHERFURD, NJ – Local plumber Bill Smithson, 33, has no prior professional football experience at any level, but this doesn’t stop him from claiming to know how to fix his favorite football team. “I was on my way to the office stuck in traffic the other morning when I was listening to sports talk […]Read More
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