BURLINGTON, VT – After walking through the woods a bit longer than he should’ve, a local Burlington disc golfer continues to waste his life away playing a sport no one cares about. Anthony Nile, 31, discovered disc golf in 2017 after his brother took him to a local course outside of Burlington. Nile reportedly won […]Read More
FAYETTEVILLE, AR – Ronnie Tobacwad and his friends Ronald Mong, and Ron Firklepot are very concerned about their friend Ren Ronkle. They’ve gotten together every weekend for 32 years, rotating between houses, to watch the NASCAR race. They barbecue some food, drink Bud Light, and cheer on their favorite drivers. Lately though, Ronkle has started […]Read More
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