PALM BEACH, FL – With many Americans losing their faith in God because of the dreadful extremities faced throughout 2021, God turned out to be real after propagandist and fearmonger Rush Limbaugh announced his cancer is terminal. The report comes after Limbaugh made the announcement his cancer has progressed to stage four, highlighting how he […]Read More
WICHITA, KA – A local pastor is blaming the devil after his entire family has died from COVID-19. Pastor Richard Whordung of the Raging Hard Spirit of the Holy Angel Church is asking for useless thoughts and prayers today after his parents, wife, and all three of his children have died from Covid-19. “The devil […]Read More
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL – Jesus Christ almighty himself has finally, after over two thousand years, risen from the dead. A victory parade is scheduled for this Wednesday through Jerusalem. Almost all people across the world are rejoicing in his return. Ironically, Americans seem to be the only people not happy with Jesus’ return. White evangelical Christians […]Read More
VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis recently announced the first crusade since the 15th century to take back the Holy Land in the Middle East. Pope Francis says the crusade is scheduled to begin after Church on Sunday. Unlike past crusades that used invading armies on horseback, this crusade will predominantly use drone bombers and tanks […]Read More
BOSTON, MA – A new Harvard University poll shows that 90% of Christians in America don’t know why they get a Confirmation. A majority of the people polled thought it was so they could get a Confirmation name, but couldn’t explain the reason for that either when pressed further. “We get confirmed because God wants […]Read More
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