WASHINGTON – After discovering his favorite President officially lost the election to former Vice President Joe Biden, a local Washington republican husband is reportedly offering his wife to President Trump, with the hope that it’ll cheer him up for losing the election. “It’s so sad to see my favorite President so hurt by this loss. […]Read More
BUFFALO, NY – Terry Pork doesn’t think it makes any sense why Joe Biden defeated President Trump in the state of New York when so many people on his street have Trump lawn signs. “Almost every single house on my street has a Trump lawn sign. You don’t see even one Biden sign anywhere and […]Read More
With many Americans worrying about the current election process, the entire process has been surprisingly going smoothly without any stress, anxious thoughts, or anything worrisome to think about. “It’s so nice to be able to flip the television on and not worry about anything going wrong in this country. After all, this country doesn’t have […]Read More
RICHMOND, VA – After spending some time on Instagram, a local Richmond man who refuses to vote is trying to figure out how he can get his hands on one of those cool and trendy ‘I Voted’ stickers. “I’ve never voted before and never will, but I really want one of those stickers. Everybody is […]Read More
ORLANDO, FL – The U.S. election is around the corner, leaving many Americans with feelings of anxiety and worry toward the future state of the country, except for one local Orlando man who enjoys watching the world burn. “I can’t wait for this election. Everybody is going to be so anxious and worried about it, […]Read More
NEW YORK CITY – A coked-out Donald Trump Jr, while coming off of a drug and alcohol induced weekend bender, is demanding today that Hunter Biden is arrested for all of the exact same things that he does. “Hunter Biden is a huge threat to this country. His drug addiction and privileged life, where he […]Read More
DALLAS, TX – With the upcoming election coming around the corner, many Americans are feeling this is the most important election in the history of the country, but a local Texas man has fantasy football to focus on. Gary Todd, 34, understands the importance and significance of presidential elections but doesn’t care this time around […]Read More
WASHINGTON – Former advisor to President Trump and evil hag, Kellyanne “The Conjob” Conway was seen by multiple spectators today streaking across the sky on a broom. “I was just waiting at a bus stop and all of a sudden I see her flying through the sky sitting on a broomstick and cackling this laugh […]Read More
With the upcoming election around the corner, many Americans are still undecided about who they want to vote for, confirming they’re the most useless people in existence. The report comes after, Jon Scut, 24, is unsure about who he wants to vote for in the upcoming election. Although many feel the answer is clear on […]Read More
WASHINGTON – Senator Mitch McConnell’s body has begun the process of putrefaction as the rotting of his physical form appears to be catching up with his already fully rotted out morals and character. Senator McConnell refused to comment on his disgusting looking body but his chief of staff released a statement claiming that there is […]Read More
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