ALBANY, NY – The State of New York announced today that the scratchable surface of all newly produced scratch-off lottery tickets will be made of cocaine. They expect the first new lottery tickets to be released in time for the holiday season this December. “People who play scratch offs are already doing a pointless activity […]Read More
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ALBANY, NY – New York State has announced that cheetahs will be brought in to the state as an introduced species to help combat the rampant deer population. One thousand wild cheetahs will be interjected to various parts of the state early next month. “We believe this to be an excellent solution to help bring […]Read More