ELMA, NEW YORK – Cathy Stars, 48, is reportedly angered and frustrated over people who are unemployed, despite being unemployed herself. “People in this country are extremely lazy, and I let all of my Facebook friends know that we’re not here to use our tax dollars for freeloaders,” said Stars, adding how every person, no […]Read More
OMAHA, NE – Tina Winkleman, 47, was found alive tonight after the worse was feared because of her absence from Facebook. A search party of 200 people were called in this morning after Winkleman, a secretary at a dentist’s office, went the entire previous day without making a single post on Facebook. Dozens of her […]Read More
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