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McDonald’s Announces Plans to Place Electronic Scooters in All U.S. Locations to Save Time from Walking from the Door to the Register

NEW YORK CITY – McDonald’s announced today they plan on putting electronic motorized scooters in all of their U.S. locations for customer use by the end of the year.  “We believe bringing in these scooters will cater to the majority of our customer base; middle-aged white Republican Americans,” said CEO Chris Kempczinski. The electronic scooters […]Read More