UTICA, NY – While venturing out to a local orchard to go apple picking with his friends and girlfriend, everything reportedly went terribly wrong for a man, after the man suddenly realized he doesn’t care for apples all that much. Jonny Lan, 26, came to the sudden realization after his friends and girlfriend insisted he […]Read More
SYRACUSE, NY – A local man is contemplating the meaning of life this fall after he keeps getting dragged to what he describes as ‘basic bitch fall activities’ with his girlfriend. Joseph Anthony, age 27, doesn’t care much for fall in the first place, and his dislike for the season only grows after every activity […]Read More
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