ORLANDO, FL – Disney World announced a brand new theme park coming to Orlando that will cater exclusively to Americans with a little more bulk in their belly who love their country a bit too much. The park will be called Plumpland and will be only for obese patriotic Americans. “For those people who love […]Read More
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BOSTON, MA – A new study coming out of Harvard University is showing that the vast majority of people who choose to drink Fiji Water are pretentious douchebags who are addicted to taking selfies with song lyrics under their photo. The study also detailed how the majority of people who purchase Smart Water have a […]Read More