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Disney World Announces New Theme Park That Will Cater Exclusively to Overweight Americans Who Love Their Country a Bit Too Much

October 16, 2020

ORLANDO, FL – Disney World announced a brand new theme park coming to Orlando that will cater exclusively to Americans with a little more bulk in their belly who love their country a bit too much. The park will be called Plumpland and will be only for obese patriotic Americans. “For those people who love […]Read More

New Harvard Study Shows that People Who Drink Fiji Water Are Pretentious Douchebags Who Can’t Stop Posting Song Lyrics With Their Selfies

October 15, 2020

BOSTON, MA – A new study coming out of Harvard University is showing that the vast majority of people who choose to drink Fiji Water are pretentious douchebags who are addicted to taking selfies with song lyrics under their photo. The study also detailed how the majority of people who purchase Smart Water have a […]Read More

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Disney World Announces New Theme Park That Will Cater Exclusively to Overweight Americans Who Love Their Country a Bit Too Much

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