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God Turns Out to Be Real After Rush Limbaugh Announces His Cancer is Terminal

PALM BEACH, FL – With many Americans losing their faith in God because of the dreadful extremities faced throughout 2021, God turned out to be real after propagandist and fearmonger Rush Limbaugh announced his cancer is terminal. The report comes after Limbaugh made the announcement his cancer has progressed to stage four, highlighting how he […]Read More

God Announces Second Biblical Flood to Cleanse Earth of TikTokers

HEAVEN, CLOUD 9 – God the Almighty released a statement that he will be having another biblical flooding of the Earth to cleanse the Earth of the pestilence known as TikTokers. “I’ve just been disgusted with the stupidity of the human race lately, and it’s only getting worse. No one reads books or educates themselves […]Read More