PHOENIX, AZ – After purchasing the social simulation game Animal Crossing: New Horizons in March, a local Arizona woman has decided to cut back on playing Animal Crossing to eight hours a day instead of ten as a way to save time. Paula Schem, 26, has played Animal Crossing approximately ten hours a day since […]Read More
ST. LOUIS, MO – Suspected killer, Dennis Bobcork was found not guilty today on 47 counts of capital murder after discovering he doesn’t play violent video games. Despite the overwhelming physical evidence which included DNA and fingerprints on the gun and video of the assailant shooting up a Walmart, Bobcork was found not guilty on […]Read More
CINCINNATI, OH – After hearing a group of friends talk about gaming and feeling a bit left out, a local Cincinnati man reportedly claims to be a gamer, even though he only plays Madden 13 occasionally. Ellis Leeworth, 23, hasn’t been too involved in the gaming world for most of his life, but with the […]Read More
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