NASHVILLE, TV – With growing concerns related to the Tennessee Titans and their recent string of positive COVID-19 cases, the team announced today that they will be immediately executing members of staff and players who test positive for COVID-19. The report comes after the delay of the upcoming Steelers and Titans game, making the Titans […]Read More
CLEVELAND, OH – New Cleveland Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski made a stunning announcement today that he has fired both his newly hired offensive and defensive coordinators and instead will be using the game Madden 21 to call all offensive and defensive plays this year. “I know this is my first year as coach, but […]Read More
WASHINGTON – After being ridiculed for changing their team name to ‘Washington Football Team’ temporarily, billionaire owner Dan Snyder has now announced that the team name will be permanently changed to the ‘Washington Snyders’. The new team logo will be a picture of Snyder’s face. In a corresponding move, the 55-year-old Snyder has signed himself […]Read More
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