TULSA, OK – Local man, Richie Forker, absolutely loves steak-umm, the high fat, low quality beef that comes in a frozen shingle form. Forker loves them so much in fact, that he prefers them over all other cuts of steak, including filet mignon, porterhouse, and strip steak. “Steak-umms are just by far the best kind […]Read More
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CINCINNATI, OH-30-year-old Joseph Consumsmith has been a vegan for over a decade now, but not for the reason you may think. While almost all vegans are vegan due to their love for animals, Consumsmith is vegan due to his extreme hatred for all animals. “Cows and pigs smell like absolute shit. You’re crazy if you […]Read More
NASHVILLE, TN – Lauri Girgle is getting sick of her constant trips to the doctor and of constantly getting sick. Girgle suffers from adult-onset diabetes, constant back pain, severe acid reflux, and excessive sweating. “I used to have a very bad diet but I changed it a few years. I make sure I have some […]Read More
ATLANTA, GA – While telling the world how excited they are about their new diet, a local Georgia family on the carnivore diet has surprisingly all died from heart attacks. The report comes after the Stepcowski family proudly told the world about their recent health-conscious decision to embark on a carnivore diet. However, their tellings […]Read More