SOMEWHERE, USA – Richard Kook and his wife Charlene went on a road trip from their hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio to Yellowstone National Park for a nice week-long getaway. The only problem is they left nine years ago and still haven’t gotten there. Charlene says Richard claims he knows how to get there and refuses […]Read More
PITTSBURGH, PA – A father and his three sons have been arrested today after it was discovered that they chained their mother in their basement all day Sunday during football. A neighbor overheard the mother’s cries for help and called the police immediately. Police found the mother in deplorable conditions in the pitch black, cold, […]Read More
Reno, NV-Feeling happy that their youngest son just graduated 8th grade, parents Tom and Daisy Widdlestone decided to throw a party to celebrate the halfway point to when they’ll no longer be talking to each other. “We’re really excited that Larry is already done with middle school. He only has high school, and college until […]Read More
SPOKANE, WA – A family has disowned their grandmother, 72-year-old Dorothy Bitchin, after they grew sick of her constantly murdering rabbits in front of them whenever one would venture into her yard and garden. Dorothy’s son Brian, his wife Isabella, and their two daughters always loved visiting grandma’s house for dinner, but the violence just […]Read More
STOCKTON, CA – Wondering when they’ll be able to afford a decent house in the expensive state of California, the Tellington family is thrilled about the current collapse of the U.S. economy and how it’ll lower housing prices for them. The report comes after a record-breaking depression is expected to hit the U.S. economy amid […]Read More
ALBANY, NY – A father, with the help of his three sons, kicked his wife of thirty years out of the house and onto the streets last night after she gave them french fries for dinner for the third week in a row. After spending the day watching baseball, Bob Bellini, and his three sons […]Read More
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