BUMNFUK, AK – The Nipsmith family is so against abortion that they are also against the eating of eggs. Since there are no abortion clinics around in their conservative state of Arkansas to protest at, the Nipsmith family spends their weekends protesting at chicken farms. “The eating of eggs is the same thing as killing […]Read More
ATLANTA, GA – While telling the world how excited they are about their new diet, a local Georgia family on the carnivore diet has surprisingly all died from heart attacks. The report comes after the Stepcowski family proudly told the world about their recent health-conscious decision to embark on a carnivore diet. However, their tellings […]Read More
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