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Dad Enters Deep Depression After Discovering Knock-Knock Jokes Are Dead

Akron, OH-Unable to control his depression after learning something he loved was gone, Mark Steps, the 47-year-old local baker came to this state of denial after discovering that knock-knock jokes are no longer funny.  “I haven’t heard my husband speak nor move from his room since last week,” said Step’s wife Susan Steps. Mrs. Steps […]Read More

Dad Excited for City Curfew to End so He Can Show Off His Hot New Van

Minneapolis, MN – Local dad Larry Michaels is excited for the Minneapolis curfew to end, so he can show off his hot new van. Michaels reportedly bought the van a month ago and hasn’t been able to show any of his closest friends or relatives his latest purchase because of the COVID-19 quarantine and now, […]Read More