GARLAND, TX – Staying in his home and feeling the time of his life being away from others, local introvert Nelson Wills is reportedly thrilled to discover both of his neighbors died from COVID-19. The report comes after Wills was contemplating moving because of his ‘annoying neighbors’. However, with the recent news, Wills is ecstatic […]Read More
STOCKTON, CA – Wondering when they’ll be able to afford a decent house in the expensive state of California, the Tellington family is thrilled about the current collapse of the U.S. economy and how it’ll lower housing prices for them. The report comes after a record-breaking depression is expected to hit the U.S. economy amid […]Read More
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