BOSTON, MA – While riding his motorcycle slower than the average motorcyclist, an American isn’t sure why he’s patriotic all the time after thinking about it for a bit longer than he normally does. Local man Ron Donsen, 47, is confused why he’s been patriotic for all these years without any explanation why. Donsen got […]Read More
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DALLAS, TX – Eric Grunderson was arrested at the Dallas Juggarnauts High School Football game on Sunday after multiple people in the stands witnessed him being aroused during the singing of the National Anthem. Grunderson allegedly had an American flag wrapped around him to try and hide the fact that he was doing the dirty […]Read More
RICHMOND, VA – A Richmond man claims the U.S. is the greatest country in the world, despite the fact that he has never left his hometown. Larry Malzak, 58, has been living in Richmond his entire life and loves nothing but guns, God, and America. Malzak claims every other country in the world is in […]Read More