PHOENIX, AZ – A recent study from the University of Arizona has shown a clear link between douchebags and the overall excitement someone receives from fireworks. The study began after countless individuals were wondering why so many douchebags were firing off fireworks months before the 4th of July holiday even arrived. “I think the study […]Read More
TULSA, OK – The 4th of July is here, which means many people are heading to stores to pick up their yearly supply of fireworks. Meanwhile, Sam Robertson, a Walmart greeter, is missing both of his legs, left arm, and only has two fingers remaining on his right hand from past fireworks mishaps, but insists […]Read More
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